car and carcass

how do you earn a car smelling like a dead carcass?

simply... just buy chicken and leave it in for 4 days.. 

hahahahahahahahahaa...

the poor car smells like dead bodies.. my flatmate had to drove in it.. out of anger, he throw the rotten chicken into our neighbour's backyard... poor him now washing his car at 10pm outside.. i sprayed my fcuk body spray and it smells ok for now.. not sure about tomorrow.. will spray it again maybe later.. hahaha.. 

i actually thought of using the car this afternoon.. glad i didn't.. 

lekeh

kebelakangan ini, banyak orang komplain i terlalu lekeh.. betui i gitu lekeh ke? 

ada apa i boleh buat?

i cuba jadi sopan sikit habih orang kata i macam bapuk.. adui.. susah susah..

3rd day of bbq

today is the 3rd night of BBQ. a lil quite sick of it.. the lamb today wasn't that nice.. it's 'yuck' actually. in accordance to that, we had a drinking session as well. 

there were the 9 of us. we were equipped with 55 bottle of beer. only 5 of us drank. so yea... none of us got drunk but we felt really shit because we played a drinking game... in this game we had to really drink it fast.. so yea... felt as if i'm going to burst me stomach. 

i shall start writing my last essay tomorrow. 

barbecue

had barbecue today.. was really good.. it was the first bbq since quite sometime ago.. i really can't remember the last time i had bbq. my flatmate made the lamb skewer that tasted like heaven... really really good... and the chicken wing was good as well.. and there's also mushroom and some sausages and some other random stuffs.. nothing compliment lamb skewers better than an ice cold beer.. ahh~ good dinner.. 

sadly shortly after dinner.. i had diarrhea... i stormed into the bathroom while my flatmate was taking a bath.. so she faced the back to me and i just took a shit... this is the first time i've done such a thing but hey.. i really need to go... didn't have a choice..

did i mentioned before that my house only has ONE toilet... well i certainly learned my lesson not to get a house with only one bathroom.. 

by the way, my poll suggest that i should balik kampung.. hence i should then.. see me there soon.. and if anyone has any job offering, please remember i'm available. 

sweeney todd

after years of procrastination, i finally watched sweeney todd; the demon barber of fleet street.

one word - beautiful.

the musics and sound effects are just brilliant. well composed pieces with nicely written lyrics. the only problem i have is with depp. his voice and facial is too familiar and they kept triggering me to think about pirates of the caribbean. his grins and his speeches are all too similar. it's like i can see both sweeney todd and jack sparrow as the same person. so i guess  his acting is just not as good as people give him credits for. judge turpin is also too much alike of severus snape. 

slight disappointment i suppose. sigh~

 

chinese exam tomorrow

死了。。明天考试。。。 还没复习完。。 写些乱七八糟的东西我就回，但是要写作业我就死了。 用‘屄’个字我没问题，可是什么时候用‘古’和‘故’，那我就不太清楚了。

another 2 tulips

another 2 blooming !!!

by the way, i bought like two bags of bulbs but i only planted 3.. hahaha..

they're growing beautifully.. but of course damn the bloody bugs that ate and make holes in them.. 

and since i'm upload, might as well upload a few other random shots... 

the first on the top is my tea with lots of whip cream... whip cream ~~~

the second was while waiting to pick up my flatmates in canary wharf.. 

the third was my breakfast.. quiche and davidoff coffee.. courtesy of kat...

the forth are my flatmates... that's our landing with all my stuffs.. the bag of laundry on the left and the shelfs on the right... i live in a shoe box.. 

could i just draw the attention to my poll.. current standing i have 2 votes in 3 options.. what should i make of it?

terrorist

i was briefly labeled as a terrorist suspect.... while all i wanted to do was get mcdonalds... sigh~

okay, this is what happened... me and aikseng were hungry.. so we went out to get mcdonalds as they're open 24 hours. we went out as he went out in manchester and me in london..

i was driving along and the shortest route is to go through canary wharf.. to go through canary wharf, there's a few security check points... i never had problem with them before until today.. the swab from the car i'm driving came back positive so the alarm rang... sigh~

so there was some hoo haa and i need to get out of the car so they can swab the whole car and open the bonnet.. please bear in mind that i was clad in pajamas... sigh~ when asked where was i going.. i said all i want is to get mcdonalds for supper... after the 2nd swab came back negative, they let me through... when i reached mcdonalds, the queue was fucking long for midnight... and i wasn't ready to walk into the shop.. after about 10 minutes then finally i made my order.. cost 6 quids, by the way i thought it's cheap... 

upon collecting my food, i left mcD and made my way home.. i had to take a longer route as i didn't want to pass through the security check point again.. after a detour, i got home.. and that's my brief experience... brief bad experience... with security check points.. 

dOh~

命硬

i'm listening to this song now...

quite nice... ngam la...

他反对就反对
亦都跟你爱下去
犹如在大战炮火里
毫无惧色冲过去
谁狂怒谁拦路
谁话我共谁不登对
无能力与霸权比赛
还是可比他多老几岁
二百年后在一起
应该不怕旁人不服气
团圆或者晚了廿个十年
仍然未舍弃
换个时代在一起
等荆棘满途全枯死
这盼望很悠长
亦决心等到尾
等得起
先殉了情不对
未反击过已后退
宁凭着耐性与骨气
维持自尊撑过去
谁强韧谁长寿
谁便算胜利击不碎
仍然共你企在这里
捱着等身边指控死去
谁人又可控诉廿个十年
撑到尾
就算贫病或失忆
都争口气从旁保护你
顽强地等再过廿个十年
等整个世界换风气
历劫还是在一起
这种坚决无人可比
看战事多悠长
亦决心打到尾
心不死

fucked up

i am so fucked up...

i have no idea of what i'm doing or where i heading... 

can anyone show me the way? first time in my life that i'm totally lost...

help

富不过三代

富不过三代真说了对。我有个朋友毕业之后，打了两年的工就说不打了。整天吃饱饭，去买东西，看看电影，就是一天了。那因为是有有钱的爹。她的哥更牛屄，吃饱开车找女人。替他们的父母伤心。一定被他们矿完。没眼看。

facebook

i shall not log into facebook until this weekend.. too distracting... let's hope my week will be more productive.. 

pervert

i just took the "How perverted are you?" quiz and the result is Not a Complete Pervert.
Your just little perverted but its not enough to consider yourself a pervert.

it's natural i suppose... when u see a pair of long legs, do you not wonder where they end? when u see a pair of mountains, do you not wonder how deep is the valley? oOoo....

not myself lately, been eating only a quarter of my usual diet.. i don't know why i lost my appetite.. sigh~ the weather is cold again.. bloody english weather... as unpredictable as a woman. 

going to get my lor mai kai now..

lost

at times i wish the sun would set in the east... perhaps then would things be a lil different.. okay, maybe not.. but it would definitely be more pleasurable.. 人算不如天算.. or maybe i just wasn't careful enough... should be the latter one... ~sigh 

what happens when a muslim guy loves a jewish girl?

what happens when a dog loves a cat?

what happens when catholic loves a protestant?

what happens when a dwarf loves a giant?

what happens when a saint loves a witch?

what happens when a devil loves an angel?

what happens when a straight loves a gay?

what happens when a zebra loves a lion?

what happens when a person loves another person? 

i have no idea what i'm writing... 

can anybody tell me what to do?

or where i should go from here?

 i lost my gps and i'm wandering as if i'm blind... 

a date with an air stewardess

more of a meeting up with a friend actually... haha... don't judge a post by its title.. sometimes my titles are totally irrelevant... anyway...

i went to heathrow to meet up with a friend and so conveniently the tubes were all running late.. brilliant.. the district, circle, and piccadilly line was delayed due to a signaling failure at south kensington.. they always do that.. hence i was late.. from heathrow to the  hotel, the bus costed me bloody 4 quid a way.. i spent 12 quid on that fucking bus.. 

picked her up and we made our way to heathrow again to get the heathrow express.. very expensive as well.. 16.50 per person... but it was fast.. so... can't really complain... took the bakerloo line from paddington to piccadilly circus.. from there we walked around that area and snapped a couple of pictures... got some food in chinatown.. after that, showed her around soho and head towards trafalgar square... had a few pictures there.... 

hopped on the 435 bus towards waterloo station.. we took a stroll along the south bank while looking across to the parliament building... the sun was a pain in the arse.. sat on the field in front of london eye... trying to be angmo and enjoy the sun.. sat there for a short period before making our way to the pier and took the river service.. i personally think it is the best way to have a quick glance of london... cruising down the river thames, we pass by all the bridges and end up in canary wharf... convenient... had dinner in royal china... ordered wrong dishes.. was disappointed with myself... sigh... took a bus to go back to my house a while to get some stuffs... by then it was late and i sent her back to the hotel.. stayed over in her room as i can't make it back to canary wharf in time before the tube closes.. 

pretty much that's it... hmm... 

sounds a lil boring, no?

it's too bad she can't have a beer.. otherwise it was be lovely.. 

taken hostage

i've been taken hostage by PS3. with that i delayed my sleep for 12 hours... yes.. i sat in front of the tv more than 12 hours straight...i think it was about 15 hours - straight... i didn't even have food... weird... it was really fun though.. it must have been... otherwise i won't be in front of it for hours... playing the same game.. civilisation revolution... love it... also i'm halfway through my need for speed undercover... this nfs is not as good as its predecessors.. nevertheless i'm hooked.. another new fun game is football.. pes 2008... me and me flatmate arrange a match between saudi and isreal... hahaha... muslim god vs jewish god.... good laugh.. i'm the jewish one and i lost... cause i can't control my men well... i kept making them run in circles as i constantly lost control of which man is which... 

okay.. i'm going to go play again... hahahha

a nation

a nation built by ambitious people with no aptitude..  

a nation held up by idiots and imbeciles..

a nation run in a wet market by buffoons..

a nation teaching lies as the pillars of education.. 

a nation selling anything you what to buy for a right price.. 

a nation oppressing the weak and help the rich.. 

a nation trying very hard but failing miserably.. 

a nation rotting from the inside out..

a nation i love... hahahaha... it's just so amusing and fun... people are just so fickle... i would flip the newspaper to entertain myself when i'm bored...

standby mode

these few days will be on standby mode... my phones are within my reach 24 hours... adui

i fucking need to study!!!

so many distractions in my house... new additions of ps3 and ps2.. i spend too much time on need for speed games.. and my hand hurts now... cannot type essay... ughh....

我爱上了一个人好久。现在我越来越不会怎么面对他。得死，自作多情。

GERAM

geramnya !!!!!!!!!!!

tulip i kena makan ulat... bodoh... cis bedebah!!!

penat i tanah 6 bulan!! senang aje ulat makan...