my world

in my world : - 

• cereals are for midnight snack. plus milk and whipped cream.
  
• alarm clock alone cannot unlock me from my sleep. a combination of one alarm clock and three mobile phones' alarm.
  
• hair dryer function as well as a heater. sometimes more efficient.
• you have to speak loudly because i am a little deaf. 
• procrastination plays a big part of my life. 
• computer is on almost 24/7. 
• mobile phones are dumb.
• cartoons enlighten me and the characters are my mentors.
• countless times i lost my umbrella and can never find my lighter. 
• quite a few days in a year, i do not see daylight at all. waking up at 5 and sleeping at 8. pm and am respectively. 
• it is a horror to take the public transport at peak times. largely due to my height. especially awful during summer. 
• songs from the 90s are enjoyable. some older ones are good as well. cannot really get the songs from the last 5 years. guess i'm done being cool.
• i think i'm cool. at least i thought so. but not now.
• peer pressure meant nothing to me.
• joy could be harvested from lava lamps. i can just sit and share at it for hours. by the way, my dream is to own a lava lamp.
• supper is the most important meal of the day.
• requires daily doses of 2 vitamin Cs. 
• my world is as big as a shell. as a result of me being an antisocial hermit crab.
• my laziness will doom me one day.
• i declare my own holidays. 
• a cockroach's life is as worthy as a man's.
• other people tend to find my moral qualities unacceptable.