once upon a time (part one) - introduction

once upon a time, there was a country in the far far away land. not the far far away in shrek, just it is far far away. the country was known as lasayaim. do not ask me what kind of rubbish name is that, just take it as it is. it was a very lovely and beautiful four seasoned country. it's majestic mountains and beaches provided means of pleasure. not sex pleasure, but the other kind of pleasure, eg. fishing, rock climbing, snorkeling, hunting, etc. although aphrodisiacs like eurycomalongifolia and labisa pumila can easily be found in the forest.
the native people living in this countries lived in trees as they are quite primitive. not the type which was portrayed in the swiss family Robinsons type but the other type you see in national geographic, or discovery channel. some foreign scholars dispute that their brains are the size of a big peanut. perhaps two big peanuts. i would like to just add my personal comment here, i think they are the size of their ball, note it is singular and NOT plural. however, this has never been scientifically proven because foreign scholars could not really be bothered to carry out this research due to the lack of interests and point altogether. they could not help but to comment only. and i may just point out that the result of the local researchers is not exactly reliable. the extend of the capability of the country can be summarised by the comment on one of their products, "its name was like a disease and it was built in jungles by people who wear leaves for shoes."- J. Clarkson.



that's all the time i have for today... let me know whether anybody at all would like to continue hearing, or reading, this story. i will not write until somebody answer me!
you know the feeling of talking to air? where everybody just ignore you and you end up feeling like an idiot. screw you guys.

british tv

they are.... not exactly appalling, though not quite good. 

it's either you have good 3 channels to watch at once or nothing at all for hours. mostly american sitcoms anyway.. and a pitiful few of british. by british i do not mean soap dramas like EastEnders or Emmerdale. but yea... americans mostly..  

and i just watched a program on jack and the bean stalk. remember? when we were just mere baby goats. you know i meant kids, no? anyway.. remember
Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he 'live, or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

now that we're older, we can understand the stories a lil better. and now see how those people, whoever they are, that came up with these stories are trying to tell us about this big bad world.
back to our jack and the bean stalk story, you lot know how the story went yea? i will assume yes. in this story, jack , the so called hero, is a sinister and a dishonest man, or boy. he hid in the giant's, our poor victim here who was killed, house and rob him of his fortunes. as i recall, the giant was not even bothering anybody. how do you justify that?

boredom

just as i thought i was immune to boredom, i felt like dying. arrggghhhh

a big thank to hsbc who screw me good. leave me hanging without my debit and credit cards. without it i'm penniless. apart from 10quid jia gave me. thus, i'm pretty much stuck at home with nothing much to do. actually nothing to do at all. well, i can clean the house but i'm not going to do that. hah!

aikseng went off to edinburgh, leaving me behind. my mates planned to go to the zoo, that's why i did not want to tag along, but end up in bicester village. and i have not done any christmas shopping yet. i'm currently singing off key very loudly at home. songs that remind me 你都有今天. nobody's home anyway plus there is NOTHING on the box with sound and moving pictures. 

i've just message people on msn telling them i'm bored. some of they're answers:-
*starvenus* says: (14:28:05)
join the club
*starvenus* says: (14:28:08)
im bored too
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Kang Zarul says: (14:28:12)
me too 

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not many people are online by the way. nobody had any suggestion on what we should do.

what day is it today?

is it "ugly people day" today? you know like children's day, mother's day... in place of children and mums are ugly people...when they all come out in hoard to celebrate their utter terrible look.. i saw a bunch of ugly people on the way to school... like really head turners.. in the bus, a pair of girls were sitting in front of me... omg, i honestly think they're ugly. by the way, i think they're gay... but definately NOT a beautiful couple... but compatible though..

on the way back in waterloo station, an asian man dressed in santa suit wished me merry christmas and handed me a bag of rubbish. how nice of ebay... yes, ebay seemed desprate.. sales must be really appalling.. they deserve it anyway

si lai 整个师奶

有很多人说我是个师奶。我真的是吗？ 奇怪，因为我不觉得我是。

我是喜欢打麻将，做点儿饭，看看我花儿，和没东西干的时候去百货商店走一走。这儿不是个师奶干的事情而已吧。应该有很多差不多我年纪的人也干。

我朋友说看不过眼我这儿样‘师奶’，说恶心。

am i too 'si lai'? 

and do i flail my hand too much?

20kg of rice

is it me or 3 person finishing 20kg of rice in 3 months seem a bit of excessive. i do not remember wasting any rice. we finish all the rice before we cook fresh ones. so yea, we ate 20kg of rice in 3 months. actually it's not a full 3 months. more of 2 months and 2 weeks. full october and november, me mates did not get back until the 20th of september. i think. yea, i move in on the 10th. they did not move in until more than a week later. that means we ate 20kg of rice in 2 months and slightly more than a week. no wonder i'm gaining weight. 

这几天冷的很。冷的起床也不想。其实我还有很多事情要办。但是我还做在这谈天。我对我自己真没法子。有事情不要办，等到时间不够还来急。

我有几个朋友能为了膣什么都行。有的是为了屌。真没眼看。